shits and gigs

kellyoxford:

From Arise India Forum:

“For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives

People grow a lot when they are faced with their own…

(Source: t.co)

Four score and seven years ago. Life handed me lemons. You know what I did with those lemons? I sat them on the counter and watched them rot. Lemons don’t do shit.

—Sarah Allen (via tiffanystout)

👍

kellyoxford:

One of my favorite pranks ever, from the Man Show.
Not, favorite pranks from the Man Show… but like, favorite pranks ever. Ever.
I just said ‘from the Man Show’ because it’s ‘from the Man Show’

The did you kill any krauts? You were too drunk to remember. Part is my fav.

haha

kellyoxford:

I think I can only watch this once.
Virgin couple’s first kiss is at their wedding.
Holy shit.

(*I’ve watched it 5 times in 4 minutes)

so awkward